The Statutory Apeball
If you grew up during the 1980s, you surely do.
They were these oddly-named, grotesque-looking rubber balls. I remember having a green one I lost, only to later find in the woods in my backyard, all discolored from exposure to the elements.
Well, the Black Dahlia Murder, the kings of creative merch, have come up with a Madball of their own.
Go here to order the “Statutory Apeball.”
Do it now, as only 500 are available.
I hope these sparks a trend.